After shaking my head in disgust and asking Roo to excuse herself to the bathroom she said, “Mom, I’m not gonna go to the bathroom for just a fart!”
First of all child, that wasn’t just A fart. That was a FAAAAAAART.
Possibly the fart of the century.
And second, I tried. I tried and I failed but I take comfort in the fact that this behavior just might keep the boys away.
And that is perfectly fine with me.